Jumpin Banana Dead Body Chalk Outline Towel | Funny Black Beach Blanket

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Dead Body beach towel

It can take a lot to get noticed on the beach. In a sea of hotties, how can you stand out? (Aside from your fabulous bikini, of course.)

This Jumpin Banana Dead Body Chalk Outline beach towel ought to do the trick. You may get some funny looks from the ladies in Tory Burch if you’re in the Hamptons, but if you’re at a more casual cool beach this is sure to be a hit. It’s definitely a conversation starter, so if you’re looking to meet cute surfer guys, lay this out and they will come.

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The towel is a regular, functional cotton beach towel. It just has a white dead body chalk outline drawing printed on black with red trim instead of your usual flowers and bright colors!

Maybe it would even keep your stuff safe while you’re playing in the surf!

More Features Of The Jumpin Banana Dead Body Chalk Outline Towel

  • Measures 62 x 30 inches
  • 100% cotton

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